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   messageicon Each day is a gift...Mondays are gag gifts!
←Rate | 09-28-2010 00:40 by Zack Comments (0)  


   messageicon Think outside the facebox.
←Rate | 09-24-2010 23:27 by Zack Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy 90210
←Rate | 09-02-2010 14:26 by Zack Comments (1)  


   messageicon stuck in traffic. Send bacon.
←Rate | 09-18-2010 01:42 by Zack Comments (0)  


   messageicon full of whimsical f*ckery
←Rate | 09-30-2010 23:08 by Zack Comments (1)  


   messageicon Dear chicken, please cook yourself and jump into my mouth. thank you
←Rate | 09-06-2010 01:14 by Zack Comments (0)  


   messageicon |\\//\\//\\//\\| <-- <y best attempt at creating a piece of virtual bacon for you
←Rate | 09-18-2010 01:56 by Zack Comments (0)  


   messageicon Holy Wars are just arguments about who has a better imaginary friend.
←Rate | 09-11-2010 18:17 by Zack Comments (4)  


   messageicon Hey, whats a four letter term used to call a woman ending in "unt"?......the answer is "Aunt"
←Rate | 07-31-2010 00:26 by Zack Comments (1)  


   messageicon To the Gentlemen, I'm Miss Fortune. To the Ladies, I'm Sir Prize.
←Rate | 09-19-2010 21:48 by Zack Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friends touching each other inappropriately makes me a sad panda
←Rate | 09-12-2010 16:16 by Zack Comments (20)  


   messageicon Michael Jackson gets to go to heaven because he was doing things the priest were doing.
←Rate | 09-19-2010 02:10 by Zack Comments (2)  


   messageicon They didn't break the mold after me, they just chained it up.
←Rate | 10-07-2010 22:40 by Zack Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drown in your blood or live in your sht
←Rate | 09-05-2010 14:38 by Zack Comments (0)  


   messageicon I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous
←Rate | 10-20-2010 21:47 by Zack Comments (0)  


   messageicon features more cowbell than legally allowed in seven countries
←Rate | 11-18-2010 08:41 by Zack Comments (0)  


   messageicon A man walks into a bar. He says to the bartender..... "Ow".
←Rate | 09-05-2010 05:09 by Zack Comments (9)  


   messageicon I think Commercials on Pandora & Youtube are the Devil.
←Rate | 11-14-2013 09:52 by Zack Comments (0)  


   messageicon 2 years ago the creator of redbull died, to this day his eyes are still open.
←Rate | 03-12-2014 09:09 by Zack Comments (0)  


   messageicon what you would call an "Anit-Hero"
←Rate | 09-30-2010 22:46 by Zack Comments (0)  




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