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   messageicon I don't celebrate valentines day.
←Rate | 02-11-2012 11:59 by natemorales Comments (0)  

   messageicon going to a halloween party dressed as jesus to hit on some chicks, lets see who rejects the lord tonight!
←Rate | 10-29-2011 14:40 by natemorales Comments (0)  

   messageicon guess ima get ahead start and get google+ account because facebook drawlin
←Rate | 09-25-2011 17:57 by natemorales Comments (0)  

   messageicon When you have a side chick is that a mutual agreement? kind of like a mutual agreement between a boyfriend n a girlfriend? she agreed to just be the side chick or do she just not know she is? how does this work? asking for a friend....
←Rate | 04-13-2014 23:47 by NateMorales Comments (0)  

   messageicon I can do a couple things with my money on Valentine's day, I can spend it on a buke of flowers or take this girl I like out to dinner.. Hmmmm.. nahhh I'm going to the Arcade!
←Rate | 02-03-2012 20:25 by natemorales Comments (0)  

   messageicon Black ops 2 comes out tomorrow!! \(T^T)/
←Rate | 11-12-2012 17:58 by natemorales Comments (0)  

   messageicon Could schizophrenia be just a permanent high burnt in the brain from smoking too much? So permanent high?
←Rate | 03-10-2014 14:28 by NateMorales Comments (0)  

   messageicon i know you guys want to remove timeline from Facebook, so do I but can you please stop sending me request for it!
←Rate | 06-02-2012 21:42 by natemorales Comments (0)  

   messageicon excuse me ma'am, you have lines of latitude covering your stomach and enough belly button crust for 3 pizzas. please pull your shirt down...
←Rate | 01-10-2012 15:45 by natemorales Comments (0)  

   messageicon girls are like math, if there under 13 do them in your head.
←Rate | 09-29-2011 23:38 by natemorales Comments (0)  

   messageicon why is it so hard to understand women, its like I have to sit with a notepad n pen and study these basturds.
←Rate | 10-01-2011 18:34 by natemorales Comments (0)  

   messageicon has anyone found that satellite that suppose of hit the earth yet?
←Rate | 10-09-2011 20:16 by NateMorales Comments (0)  

   messageicon ↖↖↖↖↖↖↖↑↗↗↗ ↗↗ ↗ ←← Fake people everywhere→→ ↙↙↙↙↙↙↙↓↘↘↘ ↘ ↘ ↘
←Rate | 10-23-2011 20:48 by natemorales Comments (0)  


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