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   messageicon going to watch the Mars Rover landing tonigt just to find out if chicks really have 3 boobs there.
←Rate | 08-05-2012 19:21 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon can't figure out if that kid on American Idol is Milli or Vanilli?
←Rate | 03-15-2012 00:04 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks the Media is just milking the negitivity in this Swine Flu situation. On the plus side, there is now recession beating prices on Mexican pork chops.
←Rate | 04-26-2009 20:48 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks it's ok to steal my status updates, but I just wanted to warn you that I lick each one before I post them.
←Rate | 01-21-2011 23:58 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon singing.... is singing....old macdonald had tourettes e -i - e -i F%*K!
←Rate | 03-18-2010 00:55 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks when life hands me lemons, I think Great, more stuff to throw at the Raccoon that lives in my attic!
←Rate | 04-06-2009 16:15 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon s wondering....now that the US has passed heath Care Reform I wonder when Rush Limbaugh is leaving the country? Not soon enough I'm sure
←Rate | 03-22-2010 00:55 by Vybe Comments (5)  

   messageicon wonders if dyslexic devil worshipers sell their soul to Santa
←Rate | 04-20-2009 22:45 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon think it "Has Bin" a Blast!
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:32 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon hears that Charlie Sheen is giving Lynsay Lohan advice....Hey Charlie...People who live is glass houses usually have pretty cool stuff to snort Coke on!
←Rate | 02-20-2011 22:59 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon counting it down..only 54749 days until Bernie Madoff gets out of Jail.
←Rate | 06-29-2009 13:39 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinking..Tiger driving and hitting trees is nothing new, but I will bet he hasn't hit one off a fire hydrant before.
←Rate | 11-27-2009 15:48 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon Went into my laundry room this morning where I have 4 bins segregated into Whites, Colours, Blacks, and Tans. Come on Whirlpool! Can't we live in a world where all laundry is created equal?
←Rate | 03-28-2012 12:26 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon Am I the only one when they heard about the hand & foot delivered to Ottawa I thought " that's sick!" But when the other set arrived in Vancouver 10 days later I thought "Wow, Canada Post Sucks!"
←Rate | 06-07-2012 23:19 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks Dennis Leary said it best...."Ted Kennedy, great Senator, but a bad date!"
←Rate | 08-29-2009 21:18 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinking..​.throughou​t history, there have been places where great and creative minds have gathered to become greater...​it is more than likely that facebook is not one of those places....
←Rate | 07-25-2011 19:03 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon Watching American Idol and I was really hoping that first girl could sing.
←Rate | 01-22-2012 23:23 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinking most of these guys wouldn't make it to Hollywood Week on American Idol
←Rate | 02-13-2011 23:01 by Vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon believes the IOC will support Chile by sending over 10 million "USA Hockey 2010 Olympic Champions" t-shirts that they won't need after todays game!
←Rate | 02-28-2010 21:18 by vybe Comments (0)  

   messageicon Oh great it's Summer...that means hearing about tomatoes for 3 freakin' months!
←Rate | 06-23-2012 23:00 by Vybe Comments (0)  

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