Prince Shawn Funny Status Messages

   It is hard to believe someone is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in their place.

   Nothing is better than a woman getting in touch with herself. Especially if she lets me watch.

   never sleeps next to anything that he wouldn't want to wake up next to.

   doesn't get why sex is often referred to as 'sleeping with someone'. Do it right and neither one of you will be getting much sleep that night.

   found out this morning that frying bacon while naked may not be as good of an idea as it sounds!

   Want to make a good first impression on a guy? Ask questions about him, seem interested, listen, giggle and swallow.

   wishes exercising was just as easy to do as eating is.

   frequently has conversations with women who know how hot they are, but apparently very little else.

   not single; is just waiting for his girlfriend to quit playing hide and seek.

   you know a woman really loves you when she vandalizes your car after an argument.

   Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?

   Stop looking for things and people who you think will make your life perfect, and start looking for the things and people that make your life WORTH IT!

   The problem with love is that though we get to chose who we love, we don't get to chose who loves us back.

   jealousy is an ugly color on you... and while I am at it, so are tangerine, teal and turquoise.

   Jaywalking sounds like a stupid made up crime so I treat it like one. If you think I am walking an extra block to cross the street, you are out of your mind.

   success is not the key to happiness; happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.

   If you are going to have loud sex, make sure the guy isn't the loudest one.

   if you go through life with your head in the sand all people will see is an ass!

   likes The Walking Dead, but there is way too much character development and not enough character devourment.

   Life has no remote. You have to get up and change it yourself.