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   messageicon To all my friends having a identity crisis, I love you, and you know who you are, I think?
←Rate | 10-04-2017 13:15 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I have all the world's knowledge at the very tips of my fingers where I can find the answers to life's most perplexing questions! and here I am googleing What did Oscar the Grouch do if he overslept on trash day?
←Rate | 12-10-2018 01:01 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon These post apocalyptic movies are just not factual. I mean how can everyone be wearing leather when there are no cows?
←Rate | 09-25-2019 04:09 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you touch your phone in the right places a hot pizza will arrive at your door!
←Rate | 12-15-2018 01:26 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sometimes there's a very thin line between "I should share this on Facebook with all my friends" and "I might want to seek private professional help for this"
←Rate | 12-31-2018 12:48 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon If the world was flat like some people say my girlfriend's cat would have pushed me off the edge years ago.
←Rate | 03-05-2020 16:00 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon To all 6 of you who like the jokes I post, I do it all for you!
←Rate | 01-26-2021 12:18 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just discovered that spilling hot coffee in your lap wakes you up faster then drinking it.
←Rate | 02-10-2019 20:19 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon If your single and starting to feel a little blue about the coming Valentines day to make you feel better just remember that Saint Valentine was imprisoned then beaten to death with a club and candy and cakes will be 50% off the day after 😊
←Rate | 02-01-2019 15:19 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dear Mark Zuckerberg, All I want for Christmas this year is fonts.
←Rate | 12-16-2019 16:26 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think those status updates that's say copy and paste this status so I'll know who's reading my status are stupid. Copy and paste this status if you agree.
←Rate | 02-04-2020 13:58 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Love how I can remember the lyrics to just about any song written in the 70s but can't remember where I laid my car keys down last night?
←Rate | 08-30-2020 19:35 by moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon I thought the internet was originally created to save time. So what happened?
←Rate | 02-10-2019 20:16 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Whenever I see someone I don't know wearing what look like pajamas in public I always wonder, have they completely given up on life or are they living it to the fullest!?
←Rate | 02-23-2019 15:01 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon The best sign of a happy loving relationship between two people on Valentine's Day is no sign of it all on Facebook.
←Rate | 02-13-2019 03:03 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's not always the one that got away that troubles me the most, as sometimes it's the one that won't go away.
←Rate | 05-14-2019 13:37 by moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon If where you live doesn't have numbers on it you really need to address that.
←Rate | 11-29-2019 22:29 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Who remembers when "Never before my coffee" used to be called social distancing?
←Rate | 04-18-2020 15:19 by moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon So I now have 921 friends on my friends list and I just wanted to let you know that you are all awesome people and I love each and everyone of you!!! <3 Except #631
←Rate | 11-15-2018 22:19 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just want to wish all my single friends out there a very happy Independence Day!
←Rate | 07-04-2019 09:06 by Moon Comments (0)  

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