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   messageicon Wanted, Teenager owners manuel for models 1993 thru 1996. Must be kid tested and mother approved.
←Rate | 10-23-2010 12:37 by corey c Comments (2)  


   messageicon friends don't let friends drink with Ben Roethlisberger.
←Rate | 04-21-2010 00:24 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon resistance is futile, you will be assimilated. We are facebook.
←Rate | 04-29-2010 00:03 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon no keys were harmed in the making of this status quote.
←Rate | 04-21-2010 00:28 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon saw clash of the titans last night, my mother in law won the battle.
←Rate | 04-21-2010 19:49 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon The nice thing about being overweight is, if challenged, you can crush the competition....on a lighter note, you can then finish your donut......
←Rate | 11-18-2010 00:24 by corey c Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry Monday but it's over. I am leaving you for Tuesday, please don't be sad.....I have to look to the future....
←Rate | 05-17-2010 23:50 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just experienced that rare moment when you flip your hoody up just right and realize that if ever called upon you could wield a light saber and take orders from a little green creature with big ears.....
←Rate | 03-06-2013 17:00 by Corey c Comments (0)  


   messageicon Got a friend request the other day from someone I didn't know. Checked out her friends list to see a connection and she had a collection of Corey's. Scary, she wanted me to become her 312th Corey friend in her Corey collection.........Makes me a little un
←Rate | 11-23-2010 03:37 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went and saw beauty and the beast the other day, it wasn't as interesting as I thought it would be. He was pushing a cart and she was drinking a diet coke while sifting through the 5 dollar movies at Wal Mart........
←Rate | 01-16-2012 17:52 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon It was a toss up tonight between turning on the nightly news or migrating to Singapore to get an Organ illegally harvested.
←Rate | 08-25-2016 20:52 by Corey c Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just descovered 3 words to make any teenager run in terror. "Time To Clean".....
←Rate | 05-22-2010 00:47 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did my good deed for the day. Rescued a poor little beer from the fridge.....It's name was miller lite and it was a cool little dude.
←Rate | 08-18-2010 22:03 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon had the urge to clean today untill I turned on NFL REDZONE. The urge soon passed, I did clean my plate off at lunch time......does that count?????
←Rate | 09-26-2010 23:14 by corey c Comments (0)  


   messageicon Heard a dude in the stall next to me in the Walmart Bathroom say "There can be only One".. He is either a Highlander or he needs some more toilet paper.......
←Rate | 11-23-2010 03:41 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its my day to protect and Serve. Protecting the donuts and serving the coffee is my specialty.
←Rate | 04-21-2010 20:14 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon My Bathroom scale just did 0 to 235 in 3 seconds, who needs a sports car? Wow thats fast........
←Rate | 05-25-2010 00:16 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Want to fight? Stick your head up your butt and fight for air.
←Rate | 07-10-2010 03:30 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ever wonder why the side of the car says" to protect and serve"????? Protect the donuts and serve the coffee................
←Rate | 04-25-2012 19:37 by Corey C Comments (0)  


   messageicon before getting married there are 2 words a man must know that are crucial to his survival....."Yes Dear"........
←Rate | 05-02-2012 17:06 by Corey C Comments (0)  




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