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   messageicon If they can't elect a Pope in a week they should declare Overtime...and just play ROCK BIBLE SCISSORS
←Rate | 03-12-2013 19:42 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm always nice to the new guy at work, because you can make bank on the show "Undercover Boss"
←Rate | 05-19-2013 23:11 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when people ask me what I'll be doing in five years, come on guys I don't have 2020 vision.
←Rate | 03-12-2015 15:01 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon celebrating Elvis style tonight....putting on his cape and bringing extra scarves for the ladies.
←Rate | 01-08-2011 20:05 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon How on Earth did Gorillas become experts on glue, they live in the rain forest. What are they gluing?
←Rate | 09-29-2014 13:47 by @gnarleycharley Comments (2)  


   messageicon Hey Europe just because you call your bathing suit a racing brief doesn't mean you don't look like a man wearing panties!
←Rate | 10-14-2011 14:54 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon looking for this guy named Lent...everybody keeps giving him things that I'm gonna need for my Charlie Sheen Holloween costume...
←Rate | 03-10-2011 19:24 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon ChrEasters people who only go to church on Christmas & Easter
←Rate | 04-08-2012 12:48 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Chupacabra came down the chimney and left me a Piñata full of coal ...that means 6 more months of Tequila! Happy Cinco De Mayo
←Rate | 05-05-2013 12:41 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon Aaron Hernandez is already proving to be a hot prospect for several prison gangs, and he is expected to be drafted quickly.
←Rate | 04-18-2015 15:27 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon I realize you are trying to protect a very expensive Jacket….But Mothballs STINK!!!! Who's the Genius that thought Storing anything in balls of chemical pesticide would be a good idea?
←Rate | 03-24-2011 23:47 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here's a story,of a LOVELY lady
 who was bringing up three very LOVELY girls
all of them had hair of gold, like their mother.
the youngest one in curls. RIP CAROL BRADY
←Rate | 11-25-2016 06:07 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have been watching that new reality show on the History channel...I had no idea that Bill Paxton hated Kevin Costner....
←Rate | 05-30-2012 10:55 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon This Fall...Bruce Jenner, Kim Kardashian, North Kardashian West, Khloe Kardashian & Kylie Jenner star in "The Kar-Crashians" only on E!
←Rate | 02-22-2015 14:54 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its Memorial Day Weekend and we have the media shoving Kanye & Kim’s wedding down out throats? The brave fallen solders of WWII fought so hard to defeat the Nazi’s so we can have the freedom to change the channel.
←Rate | 05-25-2014 12:59 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon What, you have a gravy boat!! Where is this gravy river you speak of?
←Rate | 12-26-2014 00:22 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guess Harrison Ford didn't like my hide snakes on plane prank.....
←Rate | 03-06-2015 15:43 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently, the answer to WWJD is ……hire Peyton Manning.
←Rate | 03-20-2012 23:49 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon Conspiracy Theory #237 - The Easter bunny and the tooth fairy are secretly working together.
←Rate | 04-04-2015 10:37 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders if  regular squirrels get mad at their parents  when they see a flying squirrel?
←Rate | 04-07-2011 21:37 by @gnarleycharley Comments (0)  




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