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   messageicon Look, I only want what's best for me.
←Rate | 05-27-2012 11:54 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon People who don't like bacon can never be trusted.
←Rate | 02-05-2012 12:16 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ghetto Word Of The Day: DELIGHT Usage: She gotta big ass but her face is trash so when we do it I gotta turnoff delight.
←Rate | 08-16-2011 17:09 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend went home to visit her mother today. Or as I refer to it. Her "b!tch refresher course".
←Rate | 07-12-2012 14:00 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Last night I sprayed under my kitchen sink for roaches with this cheap Chinese-made insect killer. Not only did it leave them alive, they kept me up all night talking.
←Rate | 11-17-2012 14:43 by Kisstopher Comments (1)  


   messageicon If naps had a taste, I bet they'd be so delicious.
←Rate | 01-31-2013 01:26 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon You say alcohol abuse, I say this alcohol is getting exactly what it deserves.
←Rate | 03-28-2013 12:18 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can be an educated, intelligent, productive person and still smoke and enjoy pot.
←Rate | 10-08-2012 23:36 by Kisstopher Comments (4)  


   messageicon If you're crazy and you know it, shake your meds.
←Rate | 02-20-2013 11:59 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon All of a sudden I love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
←Rate | 02-03-2012 15:43 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just wrote "your" instead of "you're", now I have to knock out my teeth and live in a trailer.
←Rate | 01-17-2013 04:35 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you're waiting for him in his T-shirt, it's cute. But when he's waiting for you in your T-shirt, it's time to start worrying.
←Rate | 04-23-2011 06:42 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon The difference between "INVOLVED" & "COMMITTED" is like an Egg & Bacon Breakfast, the chicken was INVOLVED and the pig was COMMITTED.
←Rate | 07-05-2011 13:50 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fellas: Don't build a new ship out of old wood. Upgrading your woman with plastic surgery doesn't change the fact that her genes are ugly.
←Rate | 11-09-2011 10:14 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon People disregard you when they don't want you, but they are quick to acknowledge you when they need your help.
←Rate | 11-29-2011 11:58 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon You without me is like a Tim Burton movie without Johnny Depp.
←Rate | 03-16-2013 14:32 by Kisstopher Comments (1)  


   messageicon I've been ignored by better.
←Rate | 09-15-2012 06:52 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is a 100% chance I will never be depressed again if I could get myself a pet Panda.
←Rate | 10-18-2012 08:01 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Law of Reverse Dynamics: When a man becomes rich, he becomes naughty When a woman becomes naughty, she becomes rich.
←Rate | 06-28-2011 14:21 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Arguing with a woman is like bringing a knife to a gun fight, then repeatedly stabbing yourself with it.
←Rate | 05-29-2012 13:59 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  




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