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   messageicon Is it just me...., or does "Ebola" sound kind of like "Obama?"
←Rate | 07-30-2014 13:39 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nancy Grace TONIGHT: George Zimmerman's secret plot to kill the Royal Baby.
←Rate | 07-22-2013 16:53 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rapture Tip: Bring a trash bag to collect left behind clothes . You'll only have a couple hours before the best stuff is picked over.
←Rate | 05-18-2011 16:09 by Sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I had a great joke, but Ryan Leaf stole it......
←Rate | 04-02-2012 13:12 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe that missing plane is wherever our lost socks are??
←Rate | 03-16-2014 17:26 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking news: Republican Bob Turner wins Weiner's old seat. Hmmm.. I hope they steam cleaned it for him??
←Rate | 09-14-2011 05:43 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tropical Storm 2013 Tip: To avoid lacerations while looting, be sure to wear puncture-resistant silicone oven mitts when crowbarring shop windows.....
←Rate | 06-05-2013 15:52 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Oscar Pistorius was born without arms instead of born without legs, this whole thing would of never happened...
←Rate | 02-22-2013 09:53 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy first day of fall! ¡ƃuıɹds ɟo ʎɐp ʇsɹıɟ ʎddɐH
←Rate | 09-22-2013 09:47 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hard to believe there's another little Weiner on the way I'm thinking "Oscar Meyer" has a certain schwing to it.......
←Rate | 06-08-2011 19:14 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook stock continues to lose value, in fact it's so bad, hundreds of farmville farms are going into foreclosure.......
←Rate | 05-30-2012 01:33 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a confession to make! Back in 1985 I... Wait a minute, get me Oprah!
←Rate | 01-18-2013 08:38 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe Aaron Hernandez killed Tony Soprano?
←Rate | 06-20-2013 15:21 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good morning : ) I was thinking...What if the Rapture happens and you're in the middle of a poo? You'll be floating up to heaven, pooing on everyone below you.......
←Rate | 05-20-2011 06:05 by Sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe......Obama can put his government shutdown barricades up in federal waters and block Tropical Storm Karen!?!?
←Rate | 10-03-2013 10:07 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon The White House was saddened by the passing of Dr. Jack Kevorkian, whom it planned to name its first chairman of the ObamaCare Death Panel.
←Rate | 06-03-2011 14:19 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Breaking news: Barack Obama Unaware He Was Elected President. “I never knew & nobody told me” said Obama.......
←Rate | 10-28-2013 18:46 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon Congrats to Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush uh Cristiano Ronaldo, I mean Nick Cannon? Nick Lachey? Ray J? Miles Austin? Oh Kris Humphries.......
←Rate | 05-25-2011 13:38 by sully Comments (0)  


   messageicon I came out of the closet while getting dressed this morning, yet, no news story....
←Rate | 05-01-2013 09:56 by SULLY Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING: Jimmie Johnson just won the 2013 Daytona 500....
←Rate | 02-23-2014 19:30 by sully Comments (0)  




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