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   messageicon I'm not a competitive eater unless someone orders French fries,, "for the table."
←Rate | 03-17-2012 09:07 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently,,, hospital bed pans are only for the patients??
←Rate | 03-17-2012 09:01 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Even though it will mean the loss of 1-2 inches in height, some of you should seriously consider the Ped Egg..
←Rate | 03-16-2012 13:20 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon 8.Excuse me, miss, you've got a little bit of face on your makeup there...
←Rate | 03-16-2012 09:23 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon This woman at Walmart has a lovely set of March Madness teeth.. She's down to the final 4.
←Rate | 03-13-2012 19:10 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's now a Taco Bell taco with a shell made out of Doritos?,, Hmmm, It seems that our junk foods have started hunting each other.
←Rate | 03-12-2012 17:11 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just lost another hour trying to figure out how to reset the clock in my car.
←Rate | 03-12-2012 09:30 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wow!!! I farted into my iPhone and Siri told me what I had for breakfast.
←Rate | 03-08-2012 21:19 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think I'm gonna like "The Lorax" because it's the only movie that I can say... "I already read the book"
←Rate | 03-08-2012 17:35 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've just finished designing a new line of T-shirts,,,, The T-shirts were first tested on animals.........they didn't fit
←Rate | 03-07-2012 17:47 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon There's more than one way to skin a cat. There are four,, and they're all horrible.. Can we not talk about this?
←Rate | 03-07-2012 05:57 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thirty five people died from eating cantaloupe in Jan. And that,, right there, should be this years new slogan for Krispy Kreme.
←Rate | 03-05-2012 20:50 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for life.... Give an octopus nunchuks,,, and no one's eating fish ever again.
←Rate | 03-04-2012 18:41 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think Web MD is like a "Choose Your Own Adventure" book where the ending is always cancer.
←Rate | 03-04-2012 16:58 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't you just hate it when people say stuff in their status that you really didn't want to know? I hate that.. Anyway, I'll cut this short cause,, I gotta go poop.
←Rate | 03-03-2012 08:48 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just read a list of “100 things to do before you die”. And, I've got to say,, I'm pretty surprised that “yell for help” wasn't one of them.
←Rate | 03-02-2012 11:17 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just saw what looked like a menstruating raccoon "Planking" while a crow scratched her back,,,, How cute!! I should take a picture..
←Rate | 03-01-2012 09:00 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife dropped her purse and now my balls hurt.
←Rate | 03-01-2012 08:52 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I no longer wish to share this nation's roads and highways with others.. Sorry for your inconvenience.
←Rate | 02-29-2012 07:22 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 42,337 times,, and you are a weather man.
←Rate | 02-29-2012 07:21 by snotty Comments (0)  




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