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   messageicon I wish you could order Karma like flowers and have it delivered.
←Rate | 03-21-2013 13:02 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't say all guys are the same when it's just you who keeps falling for the same type of guys. The losers and the abusers.
←Rate | 07-23-2011 07:21 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  

   messageicon Being faithful to your boyfriend or girlfriend should be common sense. But there is always that one retard that did not get the memo.
←Rate | 08-04-2011 12:32 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you watched a movie of my life backwards it'd be about a guy who refills vodka bottles and puts them back on the self.
←Rate | 03-10-2012 05:06 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon When a woman doesn't cry over you anymore, it means another man is making her smile.
←Rate | 10-18-2011 03:22 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dude, she called you short! "Oh Hell No! Lift me up!"
←Rate | 01-08-2012 05:07 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  

   messageicon I need hospital etiquette advice here guys. How long should you wait after they pull the plug to ask if you can use the socket to charge your phone?
←Rate | 09-28-2012 05:52 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ladies; Don't be a woman with teenage problems!
←Rate | 09-27-2012 02:37 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon Having personally eavesdropped hundreds of times, I can confidently confirm that GIRL TALK is much more devious, coniving, detailed, dirty and disgusting than GUY TALK
←Rate | 06-19-2011 10:41 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't feel bad about online shopping at work. It's the only place where I can spend money WHILE I make it.
←Rate | 04-08-2012 12:23 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon Have you ever done it kitty style? It's like doggy style, but with purring, scratching and biting.
←Rate | 04-10-2012 13:51 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon When will women ever learn? Never post pictures of yourself and your hotter friend posing together. Especially when she has bigger boobs than you. It will only make you invisible and insignificant.
←Rate | 06-07-2011 03:42 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't see dead people, I just see people that I wish were dead.
←Rate | 04-27-2012 12:07 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ladies, if what you did to him cannot be fixed with a blow job then I suggest you better start looking for a new boyfriend.
←Rate | 05-15-2013 14:58 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools and idiots are on the same side.
←Rate | 05-19-2011 12:51 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  

   messageicon I wish bugs understood the concept of personal space
←Rate | 10-19-2011 01:14 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  

   messageicon Osama's last words, "Who is there?"
←Rate | 05-02-2011 10:21 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon My dramatic exit was ruined when I forgot my phone.
←Rate | 02-27-2012 09:39 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon What if you just started licking the dentist fingers while they were in your mouth.
←Rate | 03-28-2013 04:48 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon Do it today. it might be illegal tomorrow.
←Rate | 08-05-2011 10:50 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  

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