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   messageicon You can tell the size of a person by the size of the problems that gets them down. Be bigger than your problems.
←Rate | 04-24-2012 20:14 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Avengers have Assembled.......and The Dark Knight will Rise.
←Rate | 05-02-2012 01:08 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the past calls, let it go to voicemail. It has nothing new to say.
←Rate | 05-06-2012 22:30 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon The word LISTEN contains the same letters as the word SILENT........
←Rate | 05-11-2012 18:07 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon WARNING: Reflections in this mirror may be distorted by socially constructed ideas of 'beauty'
←Rate | 05-16-2012 02:46 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can't wait until nothing happens on 12/21/2012.
←Rate | 05-16-2012 02:53 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
←Rate | 05-18-2012 14:42 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do people believe in birth control these days?
←Rate | 05-22-2012 01:16 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Women of Online Dating Sites: You're unique and down to Earth.....just like everybody else.
←Rate | 05-22-2012 06:46 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people think their religion and political views are “correct” and everyone else to them must be wrong. Some people seem to think their view of what work and life should be (or can be) is the right one…and everyone else is a dumb-dumb.
←Rate | 05-26-2012 05:59 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got my hearing test results back. Turns out I am deaf to a range in which women complain.
←Rate | 05-28-2012 08:27 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm going to create man & women with original sin. Then I'm going to impregnate a woman with myself as her child so that I can be born. Once alive, I will kill myself as a sacrifice to myself. To save you from a sin I originally condemned you to. Ta dah!!
←Rate | 05-29-2012 08:38 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you hang around four broke people, I guarantee you will be the fifth.
←Rate | 06-01-2012 15:49 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only difference between try and triumph is a little 'umph'.
←Rate | 06-03-2012 18:26 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you tell a lie and myth so many times, people will eventually believe it so much that they will actually fight to preserve it. Government and Religious institutions are incredibly crafty at this.
←Rate | 06-04-2012 12:26 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Want to know who your friends are?...Tell everybody the truth and see who still hangs arounds you afterwards.
←Rate | 06-04-2012 12:37 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon *Moments Before Ending A Phone Call: "All right, cool, yeah, ok, haha yeah, I know right!, tomorrow, yep. later man. all right..bye" (click)
←Rate | 06-17-2012 14:18 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Avoidant Personality Disorder (AVPD) is characterized by a hypersensitivity to criticism, intense self-loathing, and a strong desire for isolation.
←Rate | 06-19-2012 18:15 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon FACT: For every Friend Request sent, $0.003 is added to Mark Zuckerberg's account.
←Rate | 06-20-2012 01:04 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon I find it suspicious that everyone's personal god has the same beliefs as they do.
←Rate | 06-23-2012 03:36 by Danmanz Comments (0)  




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