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   messageicon Booze is cheaper than therapy, and it doesn't keep asking, “and how did that make you feel?”
←Rate | 11-14-2012 13:21 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon What good is a safe word if your mouth is full?
←Rate | 12-13-2012 12:54 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Vodka and denial is still cheaper than therapy
←Rate | 03-03-2015 13:16 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd rather drown going against the current than glide along a journey I don't believe in.
←Rate | 09-18-2012 04:37 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I've learned anything from my 7-day Detox, it's that I love toxins.
←Rate | 04-07-2015 13:10 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon My grocery list is just a piece of paper that says "snacks".
←Rate | 11-01-2013 14:57 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon When my kids ask what a word means, I tell them to bring me a dictionary. Then I smack them with it, and tell them to Google that shi t.
←Rate | 10-06-2012 11:25 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Giving people the benefit of the doubt is usually just a polite way of temporarily overlooking their stupidity.
←Rate | 12-30-2011 10:16 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beautiful things happen when you distance yourself ……………………………………………from negative $hit.
←Rate | 09-15-2012 12:04 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon DATING TIP: add 'Free Wi-Fi' to your dating profile
←Rate | 09-07-2013 02:15 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Come a little closer so I can push you away. - Women
←Rate | 03-06-2014 14:02 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being polite and rational - a woman's ultimate warning sign something is wrong.
←Rate | 05-07-2014 10:16 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry I unliked your pic. My girlfriend ordered me to do it or I sleep on the couch tonight.
←Rate | 01-10-2014 07:52 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon ONLY Justin Bieber could make doing drugs look not cool.
←Rate | 01-25-2014 04:26 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ford vehicles names are more fun when you put "an@l" in front of them..Probe, Explorer, Excursion, Endeavor, Ranger,etc
←Rate | 10-12-2015 00:57 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon If your wife is "rewarding" you with sex when you're good, you really need to work harder at getting her to view sex as her own reward.
←Rate | 04-05-2013 13:39 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kanye West and Kim Kardashian dating each other saves two other people in the world from misery!
←Rate | 07-08-2012 14:21 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm like a newborn baby when I wake up with a hangover. Unaware of my surroundings, sensitive to light and covered in God knows what.
←Rate | 01-28-2012 07:36 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't have a drinking problem. I have a stopping problem.
←Rate | 11-11-2011 01:02 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am not looking for a one night stand, 2 hours will be plenty enough.
←Rate | 12-17-2011 03:13 by Czovczov Comments (0)  




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