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What good is a safe word if your mouth is full?
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12-13-2012 12:54 by
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If you're single and you know it hug your cat!
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03-03-2013 06:34 by
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Vodka and denial is still cheaper than therapy
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03-03-2015 13:16 by
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I'd rather drown going against the current than glide along a journey I don't believe in.
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09-18-2012 04:37 by
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If I've learned anything from my 7-day Detox, it's that I love toxins.
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04-07-2015 13:10 by
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My grocery list is just a piece of paper that says "snacks".
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11-01-2013 14:57 by
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Giving people the benefit of the doubt is usually just a polite way of temporarily overlooking their stupidity.
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12-30-2011 10:16 by
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Sorry I unliked your pic. My girlfriend ordered me to do it or I sleep on the couch tonight.
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01-10-2014 07:52 by
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Come a little closer so I can push you away. - Women
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03-06-2014 14:02 by
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Being polite and rational - a woman's ultimate warning sign something is wrong.
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05-07-2014 10:16 by
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DATING TIP: add 'Free Wi-Fi' to your dating profile
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09-07-2013 02:15 by
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Beautiful things happen when you distance yourself ……………………………………………from negative $hit.
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09-15-2012 12:04 by
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If your wife is "rewarding" you with sex when you're good, you really need to work harder at getting her to view sex as her own reward.
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04-05-2013 13:39 by
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I don't have a drinking problem. I have a stopping problem.
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11-11-2011 01:02 by
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I'm like a newborn baby when I wake up with a hangover. Unaware of my surroundings, sensitive to light and covered in God knows what.
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01-28-2012 07:36 by
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I am not looking for a one night stand, 2 hours will be plenty enough.
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12-17-2011 03:13 by
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Kanye West and Kim Kardashian dating each other saves two other people in the world from misery!
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07-08-2012 14:21 by
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ONLY Justin Bieber could make doing drugs look not cool.
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01-25-2014 04:26 by
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Ford vehicles names are more fun when you put "an@l" in front of them..Probe, Explorer, Excursion, Endeavor, Ranger,etc
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10-12-2015 00:57 by
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Big mouths overcompensate for small minds.
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10-05-2012 14:49 by
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