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   messageicon Whoever '' Shawty'' is , she apparently has alot of rapper boyfriends.
←Rate | 01-03-2012 13:37 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Screw a designated driver. I need a designated liver.
←Rate | 01-06-2012 15:32 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why don't witches wear panties? So they can get a better grip on the broom.
←Rate | 01-07-2012 14:06 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon You gotta hump a few clunkers before you can fondle a ferrari.
←Rate | 01-08-2012 04:58 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dude, she called you short! "Oh Hell No! Lift me up!"
←Rate | 01-08-2012 05:07 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't worry; it's only kinky the first time.
←Rate | 01-10-2012 13:34 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon What if random erections are actually ninja handjobs?
←Rate | 01-15-2012 13:35 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  


   messageicon It doesn't matter how many times I find myself, coz there'll always be someone telling me to get lost.
←Rate | 01-17-2012 04:16 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon So Android has "Iris"....Siri's ugly stepsister.
←Rate | 01-17-2012 09:53 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon People who go to the liquor store and buy a pint of whiskey are poor planners… what are you going to drink tomorrow?
←Rate | 01-17-2012 14:12 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon I drink heavily on the weekends so I can be able to deal with my workmates during the week.
←Rate | 01-18-2012 11:56 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon People who create their own drama, deserve their own karma
←Rate | 01-18-2012 12:05 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon You won't regret the men you never killed, but you will regret the women you passed up.
←Rate | 01-18-2012 12:37 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon The older the Facebook post, the creepier your "like" becomes.
←Rate | 01-20-2012 12:43 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon If homosexuals are going to hell, the interior design down there is going to be fabulousss.
←Rate | 01-24-2012 04:17 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's never too early to start drinking for St. Patrick's Day. There are only 52 days left.
←Rate | 01-24-2012 13:42 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Chicken I don't get why you r so popular 4 crossing the road ... Yours Sincerely The cow that jumped over the Möön
←Rate | 01-25-2012 11:06 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon 10: I whip my hair back & forth. 16: I pass my blunt back & forth. 30: I drive my kids back & forth. 80: I rock my chair back & forth.
←Rate | 01-25-2012 12:07 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon Almost all serial killers are men. That's because women like to kill one man slowly over many, many years.
←Rate | 01-25-2012 12:13 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon What no one tells you about rock bottom is that it has a fantastic open bar.
←Rate | 01-26-2012 11:10 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  




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