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   messageicon The worst place to be in the world is that place where you are not exactly sure of where you stand in someone's life and what you mean to them.
←Rate | 08-03-2011 02:31 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  

   messageicon DAUGHTER : “I am in love with the neighbor, so I am running away with him.” DAD: “How is he going to take care of you when he doesn't even have a job?” DAUGHTER: “Dad, I am only reading the letter left by Mom.”
←Rate | 10-18-2011 07:06 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some girls date bad boys because they think they can 'fix them'. Stop it, he is not a broken car and you are not a mechanic.
←Rate | 08-19-2011 06:30 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  

   messageicon To those who worry about haters I say: You will never reach your DESTINATION if you keep stopping to throw stones at every dog that barks at you.
←Rate | 05-11-2011 14:02 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  

   messageicon Remember, there can be only one interesting person per relationship.
←Rate | 07-03-2012 14:53 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon I started drinking a little early. Yesterday, to be more precise.
←Rate | 10-20-2012 15:23 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon Life is better after having sex. Or when you know you're about to have sex. Or when you know someone is dying to have sex with you.
←Rate | 10-22-2012 08:08 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon I bet there is nothing a hug from a panda can't fix.
←Rate | 11-12-2012 12:29 by Kisstopher Comments (1)  

   messageicon CONSEQUENCES OF TODAY'S MODERN LIFE STYLES: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Your kids and my kids are beating our kids!
←Rate | 04-24-2011 11:29 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you show up at my house without calling first, you'd better be wearing a uniform and delivering the mail.
←Rate | 06-22-2011 15:36 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  

   messageicon Your story doesn't add up, so feel free to stop lying.
←Rate | 11-03-2011 11:52 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  

   messageicon How are you gonna dress like a ho, talk like a ho, walk like a ho, act like a ho, and then get mad when you are approached like a ho, addressed like a ho and treated like a ho? Silly ho.
←Rate | 08-21-2011 04:50 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  

   messageicon Pregnancy Test: The magic wand that can make a man disappear.
←Rate | 06-07-2011 10:03 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  

   messageicon I bet guys are getting better at finding the clitoris now that pubes are extinct.
←Rate | 01-17-2013 05:19 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon You say, "I think we should see other people" like I haven't been doing so ever since we started dating.
←Rate | 07-18-2012 14:19 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon Love means sharing your thoughts, your fears, your dreams, your hopes, your pin codes and passwords.
←Rate | 06-24-2011 13:44 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  

   messageicon I just got this sudden urge to do something productive. Wait nope, false alarm.
←Rate | 02-08-2013 06:14 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon A dog ask a cat, "why do you always make love in secret?" The cat answers, "coz we don't want humans to copy us like they did to you dogs"
←Rate | 04-23-2011 06:41 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon My wife just cleaned out her purse. So, she'll be having a garage sale later this week.
←Rate | 11-17-2012 14:51 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon Money is not a problem. The problem is I don't have Money.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 12:15 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  

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