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   messageicon I love driving behind old people. You can get so much done: eat breakfast, lunch and dinner, read a book... write a book, etc.
←Rate | 03-17-2012 12:36 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some folks will spend the weekend having fun and enjoying themselves. We call these people "Single".
←Rate | 06-16-2012 12:14 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon This girl next to me in class has a piece of tape over her laptop webcam. This can only mean she's made some serious mistakes in her past.
←Rate | 09-13-2012 10:52 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you can wipe it off with a wet towel, it's not beauty.
←Rate | 10-11-2012 02:36 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon I am sure during sex, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian call out their own names.
←Rate | 07-08-2012 14:21 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon The sex was great, but I faked the cuddle.
←Rate | 01-17-2013 04:51 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't you dare come back running to me when you get treated the exact same way you treated me.
←Rate | 07-13-2011 13:52 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  

   messageicon Your girlfriend is Rated E for "EVERYONE"
←Rate | 05-17-2011 10:40 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's never too early to start drinking for St. Patrick's Day. There are only 52 days left.
←Rate | 01-24-2012 13:42 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon I caught two teens smoking pot behind my office. Ten minutes later, my boss caught two teens and myself smoking pot behind my office.
←Rate | 09-30-2012 08:39 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't take it personal, if they don't know you personally.
←Rate | 10-17-2011 03:53 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  

   messageicon Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt, tsunamis to rise, hurricanes to sway around, no one is taught how to choose a wife, natural disasters just happen!!!!!!
←Rate | 09-19-2012 09:28 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon When you steal a woman from another man in the middle of their relationship, don't be surprise tomorrow when someone else steals her from you coz she has already proven that she is steal-able.
←Rate | 08-12-2011 13:01 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  

   messageicon My neighbors listen to some excellent music. Whether they like it or not.
←Rate | 10-20-2011 00:47 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  

   messageicon Now is the later I avoided earlier.
←Rate | 09-07-2012 04:15 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon Either the world didn't end, or heaven looks a lot like my apartment.
←Rate | 12-22-2012 00:12 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon The guy that thought of wrapping other food items in bacon deserves an award.
←Rate | 01-28-2012 07:33 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon The less power a man has, the more he likes to use it. That's why bouncers are d!cks.
←Rate | 11-07-2011 13:52 by KISSTOPHER Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you're going to take me on a date to a karaoke bar, we better have sex before we go because I'm going to leave you there.
←Rate | 10-10-2012 04:14 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

   messageicon I drink heavily on the weekends so I can be able to deal with my workmates during the week.
←Rate | 01-18-2012 11:56 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  

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