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   messageicon Well, now I don't know the name of any professional cyclists.
←Rate | 01-15-2013 12:45 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Haven't slept on my desk at work for the past two weeks, I can feel a promotion coming my way.
←Rate | 05-08-2013 12:25 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people are here for laughs. Some for therapy. Some for sex. Me? I'm here to learn the difference between your and you're.
←Rate | 07-02-2012 14:03 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Coffee is just a hug for your insides.
←Rate | 05-14-2014 09:37 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's up to you to find the beauty in the ugliest day.
←Rate | 12-19-2011 13:11 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I wish I was like my calendar, it always has dates.
←Rate | 03-14-2012 13:42 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon You don't have to be naked to have a good time, but it helps.
←Rate | 04-02-2012 15:18 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm at my most cardio when I am moving the treadmill into storage
←Rate | 03-27-2015 12:31 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon I may not be right but I'm a beautiful piece of wrong.
←Rate | 10-02-2012 07:48 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Spooning For girls: A nice, warm and cozy cuddle. Spooning For guys: A dead arm, a face full of hair and an awkward erection you can't do anything about.
←Rate | 09-27-2012 10:09 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Even with all the many different types of social media, nothing beats ignoring idiots in person.
←Rate | 10-12-2012 16:26 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is a man eating fries with a fork and airport security is doing nothing about it.
←Rate | 04-30-2014 13:47 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm a guy that loves to show a woman exactly what I like sexually. So I start off every first date with a 2-hour PowerPoint presentation.
←Rate | 07-20-2012 06:57 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's impossible for a woman to say 'I'm not overreacting' without screaming.
←Rate | 08-30-2012 10:51 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon My life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes.
←Rate | 04-12-2013 05:17 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon When my boss asks me if I can "take a stab at this", I always hope she'll point to that coworker we all hate.
←Rate | 05-10-2013 12:31 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon I heard Kanye West announced that he and Kim Kardashian are expecting a child. My sincere condolences to the child.
←Rate | 12-31-2012 08:54 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear lady who says she will only date guys who drive Mercedes or BMW cars, yet your father drives a Hyundai; Why can't you be humble like your mother?
←Rate | 08-24-2012 09:28 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon No horror movie can surpass the sensation of touching your pockets and not feeling your cell phone.
←Rate | 10-08-2013 02:48 by Czovczov Comments (0)  


   messageicon Be comfortable in your own skin, only serial killers are comfortable in other people's skin.
←Rate | 11-08-2011 08:43 by Czovczov Comments (0)  




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