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   messageicon Just saw a homeless man with a blue tooth. It was his only tooth.
←Rate | 10-28-2012 14:59 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.
←Rate | 10-29-2012 12:57 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never kiss anyone who's constantly saying things taste like shi t.
←Rate | 11-27-2012 12:34 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Relationship status – bathing everyday isn't a priority anymore.
←Rate | 05-05-2014 09:41 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pay attention kids. I'm about to prove nothing good ever comes from getting out of bed.
←Rate | 12-04-2014 04:58 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm happy Bruce Jenner is transitioning into a woman but I'd be even happier if his stepdaughters transitioned into oblivion
←Rate | 02-08-2015 10:03 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey fellas what's that called when your wife wakes up horny? Never. It's called never.
←Rate | 02-21-2014 08:13 by Baddie Comments (1)  


   messageicon "So You Think You Can Tickle A Polar Bear" is a show that I would love to watch.
←Rate | 11-16-2012 14:50 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can choose your friends, but you're stuck with your coworkers.
←Rate | 10-05-2012 14:54 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tip of the day: Don't piss off anyone who has unlimited access to your toothbrush.
←Rate | 01-19-2014 09:35 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon After I clear my browser history I do a quick google search for things like "feeding the hungry" and "How to thank a loving wife"
←Rate | 10-27-2015 02:47 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lonely and unloved? There's a cat for that.
←Rate | 06-07-2012 13:52 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm single because I'm pretty good at recognizing crazy.
←Rate | 06-09-2012 13:28 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just dismissed my low battery warning while watching a p orn. It's a fight to the finish now.
←Rate | 01-08-2013 12:28 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish judging other people burned calories!
←Rate | 10-18-2012 08:38 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon A naughty thought is a terrible thing to waste…
←Rate | 05-24-2012 14:43 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is no straight way to wash a cucumber.
←Rate | 02-13-2014 11:39 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you ever decide to commit suicide by jumping from a building, the least you could do is wear a cape first.
←Rate | 12-28-2012 10:10 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Being 'clean and sober' means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store.
←Rate | 03-18-2014 13:47 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Public restrooms are weird. The guy in the stall next to me has four feet and is wearing heels on one pair.
←Rate | 10-25-2014 13:18 by Baddie Comments (0)  




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