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Dear Black Friday: We all have big screen tvs. Put those groceries on sale.
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11-18-2023 05:43 by
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I live every day like it's Friday the 13th.
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04-13-2023 09:39
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Jesus final words on Good Friday " Don’t eat my chocolate. I’ll be back Monday."
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04-09-2023 09:42
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Damn, Girl. Are you Black Friday? 'Cause I'm wondering what your deal is.
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11-25-2022 19:15
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I decided to beat Black Friday and start my Christmas shopping early. *Runs Amazon van off the road
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12-03-2021 17:28 by
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Just did my own taxes . I should be in jail by Friday.
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02-03-2021 08:10
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My girl and I decided never to go to sleep angry at each other. We’ve been awake since Friday
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12-28-2020 16:05
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I decided to beat Black Friday and start my Christmas shopping early. *Runs Amazon van off the road
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12-02-2020 08:01
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You know how sailors used to get scurvy from not eating citrus fruit/vitamin C? Well if there’s a disease that one gets from eating cheesecake I’m going to have it by Friday around noon.
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11-25-2020 07:50
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Anyone going early Black Friday shopping after the elections?
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11-02-2020 22:51
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