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   messageicon I’m posing nude for an art class this evening. Nobody asked me to. I think they’re making ceramic bowls.
←Rate | 10-05-2013 16:36 by minnie haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently a swizzle stick is NOT a wand. Further, I have been advised by the bouncers that I will henceforth be unable to go “Bippity Boppity Boo” on anyone else’s arse tonight.
←Rate | 10-02-2013 22:18 by minnie haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can't the gov't just call in Jon Taffer and do this shutdown thing right?
←Rate | 09-30-2013 20:26 by minnie haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon I accidentally drank two energy drinks this morning and now my house is decorated for Christmas.
←Rate | 09-25-2013 11:22 by minnie haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon Whatever you do - when a policeman comes to your door with his handcuffs out and asks for you, do not try to put a dollar bill in his belt using your teeth. .....do not ask me how I know that.
←Rate | 09-20-2013 21:25 by minnie haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon Twinkies are like Val Kilmer, bloated, saturated in fat, and no one’s had them in their mouth since the 80's.
←Rate | 08-10-2013 17:51 by minnie haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon Text from hubby: Wanna go to Lowe’s and get a new toilet seat tonight? Me: Hell yeah! In your face single people. IN. YOUR. FACE.
←Rate | 08-04-2013 15:28 by minnie haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon I’m on to you mister..... there were no pearls and that was NOT a necklace.
←Rate | 08-03-2013 23:04 by minnie haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon The American flags on the moon have been bleached white from 44 years of solar radiation. Just great. If aliens ever attack, we've already surrendered.
←Rate | 07-12-2013 23:43 by minnie haha Comments (2)  


   messageicon Another World's Oldest Man has died. This is beginning to look suspicious.
←Rate | 06-28-2013 22:56 by minnie haha Comments (0)  



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