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   messageicon Ask your doctor if being a doctor is right for him. Everything isn't about you.
←Rate | 03-01-2019 17:43 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Always crush and snort your first pill on the pharmacy counter to make sure they're not passing you some fake sh it.
←Rate | 10-07-2014 01:40 by joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wondering if in the future, robots will have a dance called the human.
←Rate | 07-25-2010 12:15 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon I decide which beer to drink on a case by case basis.
←Rate | 07-22-2010 22:15 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon 100 calorie packs have just enough cookies to piss me off.
←Rate | 07-16-2010 18:01 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Giving this positive outlook thing the old college try. Which means I'll only try on Tuesdays and Thursdays after noon.
←Rate | 07-16-2010 18:01 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its been a business doing pleasure with you...
←Rate | 07-16-2010 18:01 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon I enjoy watching uptight people try to act laid back.
←Rate | 07-16-2010 17:56 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Traffic lights are society's way of mocking the colorblind.
←Rate | 07-16-2010 17:55 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Behind every great man is a ninja. And behind that ninja is another ninja.
←Rate | 07-16-2010 17:55 by Joser Comments (0)  



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