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I ask you , who Hasn't drank a bottle of fireball then went down the park slide naked at least once your honor ?
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05-02-2024 18:01
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I can handle most things in life. But hearing someone chew their food is not one of them.
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05-02-2024 09:51 by
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Shout-out to everyone lying in bed just scrolling on their phone.
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05-01-2024 10:09 by
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If you ever meet a girl that admits she's wrong, apologizes, and changes her ways, dump her because she might be a man. Women don't do that.
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04-30-2024 09:54 by
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she is never yours, its just your turn.
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04-28-2024 18:23 by
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All these galaxies and planets and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.
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04-28-2024 05:54 by
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When your phone dies and you realize you're jealous
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04-26-2024 17:58 by
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I'm very angry because I wasn't wearing my glasses at the store and I bought curry powder instead of the saffron I needed. I'll make use of it; I'm just mad about saffron.
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04-26-2024 17:07
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Likes his own stuff and not funny
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04-26-2024 16:08
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I just got a full tank of gas for $22. Granted it was for my lawn mower but I am trying to stay positive.
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04-26-2024 06:01 by
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