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Today is world animal day...let's all take a moment of silence... and remember our Ex's
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men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from woman : a little bit support and a little bit of freedom
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A dog ask a cat, "why do you always make love in secret?" The cat answers, "coz we don't want humans to copy us like they did to you dogs"
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When you're waiting for him in his T-shirt, it's cute. But when he's waiting for you in your T-shirt, it's time to start worrying.
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Okay ladies, here is the deal, we will stop talking about masturbation if you stop talking about your period. Fair trade.
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Never judge a girl by her makeup!
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Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
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If I ever die because of marijuana, mark on my grave, “I am too stoned to get up!”
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CONSEQUENCES OF TODAY'S MODERN LIFE STYLES: The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick! Your kids and my kids are beating our kids!
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If you read this, I'm SMART. If you like this, you agree that I'm SMART. If you copy and paste this, you are spreading that I'm SMART & if you don't like this, you are jealous coz I'm SMART!
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There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".
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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
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How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?
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Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are told. Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right.
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If you believe you can tell me what to think, I believe I can tell you where to go.
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We have just enough Religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
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Lol @ the dude buying condoms and getting his card declined. He just got c**k blocked by Visa.
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Even a fish can escape being caught, if it keeps it's mouth shut.
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What you don't see with your eyes, don't invent with your mouth.
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Girl: Mom, I want some fresh air.. Can I go for a walk? Mom: Yes, but tell your “fresh air” to drop you home by 9 pm..!!
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