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   messageicon Spoiler alert. It's sour cream
←Rate | 08-21-2020 10:06 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon I changed my passwords to incorrect, so when I forget it tells me. Your password is incorrect. . .
←Rate | 01-14-2018 18:29 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Any single women looking to sexually abuse a grown man, asking for a friend. . .
←Rate | 01-14-2018 12:31 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Musical Electric Chairs. For death row inmates. Lets make it fun and televise it. . .
←Rate | 01-09-2018 19:15 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon What people need are Café Mocha Marijuana Latte's. . .
←Rate | 12-14-2017 09:27 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some times you have to ask yourself. Is it worth the rug burn. . .
←Rate | 11-28-2017 19:21 by JAB Comments (1)  


   messageicon New walking dead movie coming out, featuring Keith Richards. . .
←Rate | 10-06-2017 19:30 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon And in the news today. Keith Richards is not dead yet. . .
←Rate | 10-05-2017 15:27 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon O.J wants to move to Florida. Florida doesn't want him. He can move in with me, think of all the publicity I'll get. . .
←Rate | 10-01-2017 18:14 by JAB Comments (0)  


   messageicon My x-Girlfriend's cell phone got more attention than I did. I asked her, how long does it have to vibrate before you get off !
←Rate | 09-27-2017 07:52 by JAB Comments (0)  



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