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   messageicon People are so concerned about having to wait to see if Trump will want a recount, but are completely forgetting Bernie's and Gore's recounts. Hillary even started the Obama "birther" movement to end his legitimacy. #hypocrites
←Rate | 10-20-2016 10:13 by @truebeachbabe Comments (1)  


   messageicon I want to be something really scary for Halloween. So, for this year, I'm dressing up as 3% phone battery.
←Rate | 10-05-2016 15:22 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon If it's the thought that counts, I should probably be in jail.
←Rate | 07-29-2016 09:59 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Diet Dedication: When the chicken on your Subway salad kinda tastes like fish, but you eat it anyways because worse comes to worst, you'll just lose a few more pounds.
←Rate | 03-24-2016 13:32 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm almost perfect when I heavily edit my selfies.
←Rate | 02-02-2016 16:25 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I get a little nervous before saying Worcestershire sauce.
←Rate | 02-02-2016 16:18 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're cooler than me, does that make me hotter than you?
←Rate | 02-02-2016 16:17 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll stop wearing black when they invent a darker color.
←Rate | 02-02-2016 16:12 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have to be successful because I have very expensive taste.
←Rate | 02-02-2016 16:12 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes I prefer to use my face for emoticons.
←Rate | 02-02-2016 16:11 by @truebeachbabe Comments (0)  



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