glt23 Funny Status Messages

   My box of animal crackers says "May contain nuts." So I'm inspecting each animal before I eat it...just in case.

   If you ask for my opinion, don't get upset when I give it to you.

   my wife said I drink too much and don't exercise enough. So I stole her pedometer. Half mile so far from the living room to the fridge!

   I found a pillbug. He curled into a ball. That's how he rolls.

   i don't know much about politics...but what's with this ohio cactus thing?