Steve-O Funny Status Messages

   Some days you're the Titanic, some days you're the iceberg, and some days you're the guy who jumped off and hit a propeller on the way down....

   Ok body wash, unless you're caffeinated and drinkable, you can cool it with the "energizing" claims. You're soap.

   At this point I'm guessing the North only won the Civil War because the South got half an inch of snow and they completely lost their minds

   "That looks interesting. I think I'll eat it." - Sharks and Toddlers

   I'm already a fan of good times, beer, and women..Why would I want to become a fan of anything else?!

   They should send "Get well soon" cards to people who forgot to pay their water bill.

   The best part of time travel will be sleeping until noon and making it to work on time at 8am.