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   messageicon is upset that facebook won't let him start a relationship with himself
←Rate | 12-15-2009 23:46 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon is gonna go to a psychiatrists office, sit in the waiting room and just stare at people..
←Rate | 06-19-2010 12:47 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon take my advice; I don't use it anyway.
←Rate | 12-15-2010 10:41 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon says according to maxipad commercials, all women are full of winshield washer fluid
←Rate | 04-05-2010 14:48 by Yaj Comments (2)  


   messageicon Dear teeth whiteners. .. you have a set of teeth on the bottom too.. you're like the guys at the gym that don't do legs..
←Rate | 09-04-2013 11:31 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon when I smash a bug on the wall or ceiling I like to keep it there as a warning to the others..
←Rate | 08-23-2010 07:30 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon woke up and thought his alarm clock was laughing out loud at him... Then I realized I was looking at it upside down, it was 7:07
←Rate | 12-02-2009 08:24 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon just sent a text message to a random number saying "Im Pregnant"
←Rate | 02-25-2011 08:53 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon While looking at porn, "Low Battery" appears . . .Challenge Accepted
←Rate | 10-31-2011 15:26 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's probably called almond milk because nut juice doesn't sound as enticing..
←Rate | 07-13-2017 09:12 by Yaj Comments (3)  


   messageicon riding the escalator the other day, and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half..
←Rate | 03-17-2010 08:31 by Yaj Comments (2)  


   messageicon wants to put handcuffs on, run into a hardware store in a panic and ask for a hacksaw
←Rate | 11-18-2010 10:01 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon says if someone questions your motives for doing something, throw them off by saying "I did it to protect you"
←Rate | 01-21-2011 11:13 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Million Dollar Idea: Hire a bunch of people with OCD and start a cleaning company.
←Rate | 01-17-2014 14:09 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon having an out of money experience
←Rate | 05-05-2010 11:34 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon you know you're getting older when your back goes out more than you do
←Rate | 11-09-2010 14:29 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon ya ever notcie that the most comfortable one can be in bed is always one minute before you have to get up?
←Rate | 07-09-2010 16:23 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon noticed that ever since Susan Boyle confessed her virginity to the world, the Taliban and Al Qaeda have cut back on suicide bombing, knowing now what lies ahead for them.
←Rate | 09-21-2010 08:42 by Yaj Comments (0)  


   messageicon Who picks up a seeing eye dogs poop?
←Rate | 11-20-2013 14:27 by Yaj Comments (2)  


   messageicon girl, your pants are so tight, I could read your lips!
←Rate | 09-14-2010 09:16 by Yaj Comments (0)  




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