Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Backwards posts convey the message as intended while escaping the censors. But your cognition issues prevent you from comprehending anything substantive. I can see you now. 300lbs, 38D cups, and no pecker.

   "I can see you now. 300lbs, 38D cups, and no pecker." DUDE, you have the weirdest motherf*cking fantasies.

   You know who sukks? The Allman Brothers.

   I wonder if the people paying $300 for a colon cleanse even know about Taco Bell's $4.99 deal.

   Canucks are creepy weirdos relegated to the USA's attic.

   That should keep ya'll busy for the weekend.

   In fact, let's take it a step further. You only used one individual quotation mark the first time you used the word. Then the second time, you started with a proper quotation mark, but then didn't complete it with the second one.

   If this were real life, you'd be beaten so bad, you'd starve to death doing backflips 🤡

   Maybe we need a 100% tariff on microphones to prevent idiots from doing podcasts.

   Way to muss the point. Not bad for a Canuck Rusky Com... ee

   Yep. You got it!

   Plummet this.

   That's right. Pick on an autistic person.

   I'd suggest the cuck Canuck avoid breeding. His genetic pool is in dire need of chlorine.

   I'm honored that the cuck Canuck stole the way I got around the censors by spelling it M^G^. You're welcome, oh ye of zero originality and mental acuity of a soap dish.

   .etis nwo sih no mih ot dednah ssa sih tog eh esuaceb stsop s'rehto no semit fo sderdnuh nottub nwod sbmuht eht kcilc naht od ot retteb gnihton sah gineoKyraG aka JT rooP

   Two more F*GA (that's better anyways) individuals arrested yesterday for r*ping children.

   Writing your own posts backwards only shows your own immaturity and your lack of humor.

   The only thing you're seeing is your own reflection.

   How much will the Kung Pao Chicken combination dinner with pork fried rice and egg rollcost now???