Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   it an amazing how they come up with things like “carbon emission tax” just so they can tax us? Another 20 years, they will have devices attached to our asses to measure carbon emission  and tax us more.

   The name Lacrosse has a hidden meaning; it's indicative of the two activities that are 'cross combined' and comprise it: badminton and butterfly collecting.

   Wanted - foreigner to properly f*ck my wife.

   If you don't like your coworkers, go to work dressed up like a bear. Tell people "don't poke the bear"

   The right praising their king for the astronaut rescue when it was actually planned by the Biden administration back in August HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

   lol at the cuck who thinks we're Can*dian.

   I wish I had the time click like 135 times on my posts.

   You know how we smack your household appliances when they’re malfunctioning and it makes them work? I wish you could do that with people.

   It's finally October! Which means all of the cobwebs and dust in my house just became Halloween decorations.

   Egg prices are dropping. It turns out that if you stop killing chickens, they lay more eggs.

   Walmart Mexico is investing 6 billion in Mexico. The USA has nothing to do with it other than making a profit off of Walmart Mexico. THEY'RE GONNA NEED IT 😂

   Worried about rising gas prices? Taco Bell and White Castle sell gas for less than $2.

   In relationship with you in a picture

   Friday night

   Wife: Have you seen the broom? Me: Where did you put it when you landed?

   We own you.

   Canada gets all our tv shows and movies. From them we get Corner Gas. Mic drop. I win.

   Funny Christmas

   First post

   They should've never given jig-a-boos and women the right to vote. Well, not all women. Not the dumb ones like your mother who also has herpes.