Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   The sleepy, old guy saw nine straight quarters of record stock gains and job growth. The smartest businessman in the world fvcked it all up in eight weeks.

   All 4 times in history, that The Dow dropped more than 2,000 points, and the 8 times that Dow dropped most on single days, was under him. This is better than sports lol

   Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture

   The reality is that F○x News has rarely included a live stocks ticker.

   I'm arguing with a cretin who gets his information from Facebook posts

   The "worlds"? Wow. That's a lot of people. I believe there's over, 8 billion people on the planet now? HOW small is your world? I knew it. You live in a basement, and you never go outside. I F*CKING KNEW IT!!!! 😂 Aren't you tired of getting owned?

   This is getting boring. It's like beating up a butterfly with only one wing.

   Single quotation marks are used to indicate a quotation within a quotation. That's not what you did. Jesus Christ you dumbf*cks make it easy for me.

   Way to "muss" the point? You're on a roll aren't ya? Ret*rd 🤭

   Here, I feel like I'm moving way too fast for you. Let me dumb it down. Hmmmmm. Ok let's try this one - Everything you say is so funny I forgot to laugh. There. Is that more your "level"? Let me guess. Illinois? 😂

   Lots of birthdays this week, and here's why. These pregnancies occured on or near the 4th of July. Apparently, fireworks were not only set off outdoors, they continued throughout the night in the bedroom.

   sllab ym skcus JT

   I like our presidentand voted for him but this guy is hilarious is there anyone that's going to try to take him on because as much as I don't agree with him hes wiping the floor with some of you

   Jeeziz, Koenig. Toss the stale '70s joke book already, you cheese merchant.

   Hey, Houston fans claiming the refs decided the game against Florida... you lost fair and square. The Gators got called for 2 technical fouls. 2!!! And you think there was bias?

   Nothing screams efficiency like a $1 TRILLION defense budget and a $92 MILLION parade to celebrate Dumps birthday. DOGE was a complete con. You've all been conned 🤡

   The Dow is down. Not the stocks, Tony Dow from Leave It To Beaver.

   Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

   I got kinda excited when this young woman said that she was interested in me….. she was doing research on the elderly.

   I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27.