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   messageicon ...U.S. combat in Iraq officially over. I love Pres. Obama! He's the ONLY black guy I know who's kept his withdrawal promise!
←Rate | 09-02-2010 11:26 by The Legal Eagle Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...Brad Pitt may favor death penalty after BP oil spill. Says execs should hafta watch “Meet Joe Black” over & over til they kill themselves!
←Rate | 08-25-2010 22:17 by The Legal Eagle Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...Justin Bieber is new spokesperson for Proactiv. No wonder he has his hair combed forward. His forehead must look like Courtney Love's ass.
←Rate | 08-23-2010 11:11 by The Legal Eagle Comments (1)  


   messageicon ...Wyclef Jean disqualified for Haitian Presidency. Hey, that's no fair! If we elected an unqualified black man, why can't they?
←Rate | 08-22-2010 16:30 by The Legal Eagle Comments (1)  


   messageicon Jet Blue steward Steven Slater offered reality show to help people quit their jobs. I'm gonna bet it won't be the first pilot he's done!
←Rate | 08-17-2010 13:27 by the Legal Eagle Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Hoff's singing is huge in Germany. He should be proud. Germans have always been known 4 their sound judgment
←Rate | 08-14-2010 20:11 by The Legal Eagle Comments (0)  


   messageicon Tiger Woods' golf game, marriage crumbles. I guess going from 120 holes down to 18 has been too hard an adjustment for him!
←Rate | 08-12-2010 19:50 by The Legal Eagle Comments (0)  


   messageicon Montana Fishburne was a prostitue. Wow, a hooker AND a porn star! Or as Charlie Sheen would call her, “Perfect!”
←Rate | 08-08-2010 12:45 by The Legal Eagle Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...Kim Kardash begs fan NOT 2 get surgery 2 look like her. Kim's right. Someone in porn shoulda begged Heidi Montag not 2 look like one of THEM!
←Rate | 08-07-2010 19:31 by The Legal Eagle Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...Tila Tequila denies sex tape rumors. Good. When most Asians talk about doggie-style it usually means how they want their dinner prepared!
←Rate | 08-07-2010 01:04 by The Legal Eagle Comments (1)  



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