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   messageicon Why do they still print the phonebook? "Gee, thanks. Here's a large printed portion of the internet for me to throw away."
←Rate | 02-23-2013 22:51 by Kentonious Maximus Comments (0)  


   messageicon ‎5 Reasons I'm so good at procrastinating... 1: Ah, screw it. I'll do it later.
←Rate | 12-06-2012 14:52 by Kentonious Maximus Comments (0)  


   messageicon I work hard, because millions on welfare are depending on me.
←Rate | 05-21-2012 22:50 by Kentonious Maximus Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dick Clark is dead, secret service is out buying hookers, and Miley Cyrus is starring in a new movie called "LOL." The Mayans were right: 2012 is the end of the world.
←Rate | 04-19-2012 03:19 by kentonious maximus Comments (0)  


   messageicon Awesome idea... You and 2 of your friends go to 3 separate dealerships and test drive the same make, model, and color car. Then you meet up somewhere, all swap cars, and take them back. Then say you'll keep their card and be in touch.
←Rate | 04-16-2012 09:55 by Kentonious Maximus Comments (0)  


   messageicon Seen on a Deathstar bathroom wall: "For a good time, call Padme Amidala... Oops, too late."
←Rate | 03-31-2012 08:13 by Kentonious Maximus Comments (1)  


   messageicon I don't wanna be presumptuous, but I think this Sandra Fluke chick just might be the love of my weekend. Now, if she'd only return my phone calls...
←Rate | 03-05-2012 23:25 by Kentonious Maximus Comments (0)  



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