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   messageicon If I worked in a restaurant and people asked for coke, I would just hand them a rolled up dollar and say "excellent choice there madam"
←Rate | 11-23-2011 09:29 by Nash44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When my ex yelled at me: "You'll never find anyone like me!" I just picked up a spade, winked and replied, "Neither will anyone else."
←Rate | 11-09-2011 14:22 by Nash44 Comments (0)  



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