Kisstopher707 Funny Status Messages

   why is everyone working out? is there a war coming that I don't know about?

   What's the dumbest thing you ever believed as a child? That people above 18 years of age are automatically adults.

   I've watched Shrek every night this week and I still cannot find any clues as to how Donkey impregnated the dragon.

   I still remember the time when I was working at a zoo and my boss fired me simply because I left the lion's gate unlocked, I mean who can steal a lion.

   You'll install an anti virus on your computer but not on your kids?

   Only resort to violence if necessary like if a coworker says "another day in paradise".

   At my age, I still do dumb stuff, but only slower.

   My kids can worship Satan all they want as long as they don’t listen to nickelback

   DOCTOR: why do you think you need this medication? ME: I saw the commercial and the side effects sounded pretty awesome

   Ladies; If he doesn't want to watch you masturbate he's not that into you....or girls