Kevin Funny Status Messages

   Facebook keeps asking me, "What's on your mind?", it's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

   I cheered for the Bears, they lost. I cheered for the Jets, they lost. I'm going to start cheering for al-Qaeda.

   If you pull them up high enough, any underwear becomes a thong.

   I think that if I were a cannibal I'd only eat vegetarians, for the irony.

   likes "Mad Libs" because it is (adjective).

   Can everyone just go n help get all the water out of BP's oil!! Thanx!!

   Did you hear about the guy that overdosed on Viagra? Yep, it was an open casket funeral.

   thought "John & Kate Plus 8" sounded like a porno-- Now, definitely, "Kate Plus 8" really sounds like one.

   wondering, if you get Mickey Mouse ears at Disney World, what do you get at Dollywood?