@OMFG_Rel8able Funny Status Messages

   Hairdresser: do you like it? Me: yes thank you *goes home and cries* (happens everytime)

   that horrible moment when you actually fall in love

   making up for low grades with high calories

   im not sure if I'm hungry but I'm gonna eat anyway just in case

   pizza is the only love triangle I want

   I miss being able to slam my phone shut when I hang up on somebody. Violently pressing "end call" just doesn't do it for me

   The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

   that annoying moment when you close the wrong tab

   A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

   Oh, your in a relationship now? No more ‘LIKES’ for you!