Funny Status Messages

   amazed at the alarming drop-out rate of sky diving classes

   the alpha and omega....

   may contain nuts.

   happier than a redneck driving a racecar

   not FDA approved yet

   wondering when will he ever learn the answer to lifes problems arent at the bottom of a bottle, theyre on facebook!!!!!

   found Wonka's last golden ticket!

   divulging his mind in the complexities of th... oooh look a kitty!

   used to have super powers but the psychiatrist took them all away.

   beating his record for consecutive days alive !

   believes in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it

   a jack of all trades and a master of fun.

   allowed to talk about fight club

   doesnt skinny dip...i chunky dunk

   chopping wood for the electric fireplace

   has decided that when I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car

   wondering why retarded people are blissful

   busy fighting all her other personalities Crazy, Neurotic, and Shy on who gets to write the status message today….to be continued

   watching 'Earth Hour' simultaneously Online and on Television... It's kinda Dark... :/

   didn't go to highschool, he went to school high