M Funny Status Messages

   I wish cancer would get cancer and die.

   How about when you're in line at The Walmart and they herd ya over to express checkout and the people behind you get all pissed off.

   defeat is not the worst of failures, not to have tried is the true failure!

   Things turn out best for those who make the best of the way things turn out!

   never give up...often success is just a step away!

   you can't control the economy, you can control your health