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I'm voting for Donald Trump just for the SNL jokes
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07-21-2015 15:54
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It took 3 amigos and a Mexican village to take care of El Guapo...Donald Trump has zero Amigos, advantage El Chapo!
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07-15-2015 16:05 by
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Trump was missing from Miss Universe contest. Did El Chapo's escape have anything to do with it, being a mexican?
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07-13-2015 14:48
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thinks the only thing worse than having to listen to Donald Trump is having to admit he's right! RIP Kate Steinle
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07-12-2015 15:40
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How much is SNL paying Donald Trump to run for President?
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06-28-2015 13:41
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The mexicans said to Donald Trump "estás despedido, estúpido idiota"
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06-25-2015 13:17
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The way Americans feel about Donald Trump running for President is the way the rest of the world feels about America.
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06-19-2015 14:14
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Have you ever wonder if Donald Trump parts his pubic hair the same way? You will now.
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06-18-2015 14:47
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I bet if Trump did get elected, he'd be able to comb over some of the financial problems we face.
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06-18-2015 09:00 by
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Donald Trump go home you're drunk.
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06-17-2015 09:42 by
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I will vote for Donald Trump just to hear him tell Obama he's fired ! !
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06-17-2015 00:25 by
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Donald Trump is running for president. Are we on Candid Camera?
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06-16-2015 16:13 by
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LITTLE KNOWN FACT: If you stamp on Trump's foot,, his hair pops straight up like a trash can lid.
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03-21-2013 15:37 by
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Donald Trump always looks like he's just opened a really hot oven.
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03-12-2013 13:25
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I am the Donald Trump of poor people.
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03-06-2013 18:15
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The tattoo of Donald Trump's face on my anus is symbolic because he too is full of shi t, but my a$$hole has a better hairstyle
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12-04-2012 08:38
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Bill Gates made his name in software. Richard Branson made his name in air travel and media. Donald Trump made his in property. I made my name in Campbell's alphabet soup.
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11-29-2012 09:54 by
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I have more respect for the toilet paper I just wiped my ass with than I do for Donald Trump.
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11-15-2012 08:43
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Hey! Stop attacking Donald Trump. She is a nice chubby older Polish woman and she deserves some respect.
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11-15-2012 03:01
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I wish I loved anything as much as Donald Trump loves to be relevant.
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11-12-2012 12:28 by
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