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   messageicon saying "black and yellow black and yellow"... sounds like a R. Kelly home made video.
←Rate | 02-23-2011 23:57 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon noticed that Mick Jager and Hugh Hefner sure are looking alot these days
←Rate | 02-13-2011 22:48 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon cant believe he just watched the New Kids on The Backstreet Boys bring in the New Year...What a terrible way to brink in 2011
←Rate | 01-01-2011 12:25 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just realized that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a reindeer.
←Rate | 12-18-2010 03:24 by Doc Noland Comments (2)  


   messageicon Dear Santa, Can we talk about this? I'm so sick and tired being on that list. I'm just having fun.
←Rate | 12-07-2010 06:32 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon has finish with the Wild Turkey on the rocks for lunch, and moved on to Grey Goose straight up for Thanksgiving Dinner. this is just Fowl
←Rate | 11-25-2010 14:10 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon stands mighty in an elite group, Procrastinators! The leaders of tomorrow
←Rate | 11-13-2010 17:42 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon happy P.O.E.T.S. Day, everyone! Piss On Everything Tommrows Saturday.
←Rate | 11-12-2010 09:19 by Doc Noland Comments (2)  


   messageicon Breaking News: The National Weather Center has issued a tornado warning for Chattanooga TN. For your own safety head to Neyland Stadium in Knoxville, they're not worried about a touchdown there.......
←Rate | 10-27-2010 12:44 by doc Noland Comments (1)  


   messageicon Knows a way to keep NFL players from acting like sissies, give them all leather helmets to wear again.
←Rate | 10-20-2010 20:44 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon hates Pro Football, but I watched Betty White and Abe Vigoda in a backyard football game....Damn!..They sure can take a tough hit. Not like the NFL players.
←Rate | 10-20-2010 20:28 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon I throw my sandwich in the air sometimes saying ayo I said no mayo.
←Rate | 10-08-2010 17:02 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear suicidal insects on my windshield: Stop it, I can't see.
←Rate | 09-02-2010 05:53 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon ex girlfriend just told me that my immaturity erected a barrier between us...I have no idea what she's talking about, but its so funny that she said erected.
←Rate | 08-22-2010 11:37 by Doc Noland Comments (1)  


   messageicon Just got freaky with a Mannequin hand and a electric razor taped to a golf club shaft.
←Rate | 08-20-2010 01:58 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just woke up, took the Lemon out of his mouth, removed the belt from around his neck and headed into work.
←Rate | 08-20-2010 01:56 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon once had his Ex crawling toward him on her hands and knees. The thing is, he was under the bed hiding and she was crawling toward him screaming "Come out and fight like a man!"
←Rate | 08-10-2010 23:31 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon ʇɐ s,oɥ ǝɥʇ ǝɹǝɥʍ˙˙˙ uoıʇısod ʇɥƃıɹ ǝɥʇ uı ʍou ɯɐ ı' ʞo
←Rate | 07-20-2010 23:39 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Knows that some people are like slinkies, there not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
←Rate | 07-20-2010 21:18 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon knows that arguing with you is like running a race in the Special Olympics, you might win but in the end your still a retard.
←Rate | 07-20-2010 21:14 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  




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