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   messageicon Every time I concentrate real hard, it starts to smell like incense.
←Rate | 09-04-2011 11:55 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes when an attractive woman starts talking to me I forget how to speak and just start doing lunges.
←Rate | 09-04-2011 10:05 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm laying on my Girlfriends yoga mat making up fake poses to fit my current activity level. Right now I'm in "downward facing chalk outline" pose.
←Rate | 09-02-2011 18:51 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon My version of the hokey pokey doesn't include a lot of hokey.
←Rate | 09-02-2011 16:45 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Money went much further in the 1980s when you could peel the price stickers off milk cartons and stick them on anything you needed
←Rate | 09-02-2011 16:44 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon I bet if you added them up Cher has had more surgeries than Chaz.
←Rate | 09-02-2011 16:41 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've learned that fights can always be avoided with a slow kiss of the forehead.
←Rate | 09-01-2011 18:22 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Rough day. Truck broke down, went to find help, ended up in a human centipede.
←Rate | 09-01-2011 17:54 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're homophobic, it's important to remember that they're more afraid of you than you are of them
←Rate | 09-01-2011 14:41 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am not a gynecologist, but I will give you some Frontline for that.
←Rate | 08-31-2011 21:10 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Spent the last 40 mins. on the phone with my mother, regrettably the first rule of Zumba class is nothing like the first rule of Fight Club.
←Rate | 08-31-2011 20:54 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can act my age just fine, until you say something like "penal code".
←Rate | 08-31-2011 20:46 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Of course someone else packed my bags for me. What am I a peasant?
←Rate | 08-31-2011 20:45 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon With show after show about it on the History Channel, I'm starting to think the Holocaust might have really happened.
←Rate | 08-31-2011 18:29 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon so...Is Will Smith movin' back in with his auntie and uncle in Bel-Air?
←Rate | 08-28-2011 17:37 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Jamie Lee "Stupid Liar Face" Curtis, I ate 32 Activia yogurts an hour ago and nothing has h
←Rate | 08-28-2011 15:14 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary!" - Sunday Brunch was delicious.
←Rate | 08-28-2011 13:39 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon My back just cracked to the beat of "The Rhythm is Gonna Get You". It finally got me...
←Rate | 08-28-2011 13:27 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wanna feel like a female porn star? Aggressively open a Yoplait under your nose.
←Rate | 08-28-2011 13:14 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stuttering's cool if you think of it as a drumroll for your sentence!
←Rate | 08-28-2011 13:08 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  




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