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   messageicon Sometimes I want to comment on a photo on Facebook but then I don't wanna have to explain why I'm in your 'Random Party Pics' album at 4am.
←Rate | 07-12-2012 18:29 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm probably not the first person to notice, but the plots of "Finding Nemo" and "Taken" are virtually identical.
←Rate | 07-09-2012 22:41 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon She said she wanted to get a facial, but then she got mad when I came on her face!
←Rate | 07-09-2012 00:56 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm still kind of pissed they never told us how to get to Sesame Street.
←Rate | 07-02-2012 11:40 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon My cat just graduated from the University of Phoenix.
←Rate | 06-30-2012 17:50 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Let me eat your face off.....said no pot head ever!
←Rate | 06-30-2012 17:48 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Watching Man vs Food. I think I've finally found someone who's had more meat in them than Kim Kardashian.
←Rate | 06-30-2012 17:46 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you're a kid, you hate those moments when there is absolutely nothing to do. As an adult, you live for them.
←Rate | 06-30-2012 17:46 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon More people would drink responsibly if there was a brand of vodka named Responsibly.
←Rate | 06-21-2012 18:38 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stop reading this and go have some sex
←Rate | 06-21-2012 17:38 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cell phone, I dont know why you keep capitalizing VODKA, But I like the way you party....
←Rate | 06-21-2012 17:34 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when people write thing like "b4" instead of "before." It's English, not Bingo.
←Rate | 06-21-2012 17:31 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Texting 101: (Oh) = stop talking to me. (K) = I'm done talking. (Whatever) = f**k you. (Fine) = f**k it. (I guess) = I don't give AF.
←Rate | 06-21-2012 16:46 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon As I caress your firm roundness with my hands and press my face into your pink flesh your sweet juices run down my face. I love watermelon!!
←Rate | 06-21-2012 14:38 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best part about this status update is that by the time you've finished reading it you realize that there is absolutely no point to it
←Rate | 06-21-2012 13:45 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't grow up. It's a trap!
←Rate | 06-20-2012 21:44 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon I propose that we abolish marriage and engage in 3 year contracts instead, with the option for renewal.
←Rate | 06-20-2012 12:49 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon If a thief ever broke into my home, I'd just pretend to be a thief too... We'll laugh & hug and then he'll leave because I was there first.
←Rate | 06-20-2012 12:48 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Long busy day, I need one of those hugs that turns into sex.
←Rate | 06-18-2012 16:10 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon A friend of mine said onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon.
←Rate | 06-18-2012 16:08 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  




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