Moon Funny Status Messages

   Roses are red, facebook is blue no mutual friends, who the hell are you?

   A new study says that a lot of people on social media today will believe anything that starts out by saying a new study says.

   Its a little frustrating how my speakerphone literally types everything I say exclamation mark

   When I was a kid I thought I would never grow up to be the type of person to go out running every morning. And I was right.

   To all my friends having a identity crisis, I love you, and you know who you are, I think?

   if you want a sneak preview of the new IPhone 8 just look at your IPhone 7 and pretend it cost $999 more.