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   messageicon WebMD Says I have the hypochondria
←Rate | 12-04-2012 09:20 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if the Three Wise Men said to Jesus, "Just to be clear, these gifts are for your birthday AND Christmas."
←Rate | 12-03-2012 09:54 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm guessing that the end of Cowboys Vs. Aliens is predictable. Tony romo buckles under the pressure & throws an interception to the aliens
←Rate | 12-02-2012 19:52 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Look officer,,, I commit like a pantload of crimes every single day,, So you're going to have to be A LOT more specific.
←Rate | 12-02-2012 13:45 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wait a second ... Water parks have restrooms ... For what?!
←Rate | 12-02-2012 13:33 by snotty Comments (1)  


   messageicon Hey,, people who buy just 1-ply toilet paper at grocery stores,, Are you trying to quit??
←Rate | 12-01-2012 17:40 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I refused to allow my doctor to diagnose me with OCD.. Acronyms must contain an even number of letters.
←Rate | 12-01-2012 17:30 by snotty Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'm beginning to think that "love" really doesn't mean much to tennis players...
←Rate | 11-30-2012 11:13 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just had a big lunch at Taco Bell... Now I'm off to the woods to prove a point.......... :Yogi Bear
←Rate | 11-30-2012 11:06 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon SCAM ALERT: If someone emails claiming to be your dad in heaven and needing $700 to pay a "be alive again fee".... t's a scammer not your dad.
←Rate | 11-29-2012 09:04 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm sorry,,, But we need to find a way to somehow combine "Shark Week" and "New Years" into one event..
←Rate | 11-29-2012 08:45 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon My daughter just told me when she grows up she wants to live in Kentucky and grow a whole field of ham... My God.
←Rate | 11-28-2012 17:29 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon *Spoiler Alert*--- Siamese cats are just one cat,,, not two cats in one.
←Rate | 11-28-2012 12:59 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey Holidays,,,, either start later or get more songs.
←Rate | 11-27-2012 20:31 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Angry bowel Syndrome" May not be the MOST prevailent disease to get celebrity attention and special ribbon,,, But it is pushing to be #2
←Rate | 11-27-2012 20:19 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good thing my car has cruise control because I'm feeling pretty sleepy.
←Rate | 11-27-2012 11:04 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon How dare you incinerate that I don't know big words
←Rate | 11-27-2012 11:03 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can dogs have onion?... Cause I gave my dog an onion four years ago,,, and now my internet's acting up
←Rate | 11-27-2012 09:33 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey,,, That's a cool race car bed,, kid.. Maybe someday you can be like me and sleep in a real car...
←Rate | 11-27-2012 09:25 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just KNOW this fly is up to something,,,, I see him sittin there, rubbing his arms together.... Plotting
←Rate | 11-26-2012 18:52 by snotty Comments (0)  




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