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If people who shop at Walmart, “Save Money. Live Better.” Exactly how bad were these people living BEFORE Walmart?
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02-12-2014 04:30 by Huck
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the fact “gorilla” does not rhyme with “tortilla” infuriates me.
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02-12-2014 04:25 by Huck
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When I get to heaven I hope I don't hear the words, "Just a formality before we let you in, gonna take a look at your Facebook timeline."
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02-09-2014 08:42 by Huck
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The jobs report is so bad Obama should fire somebody, but that would only add to the problem.
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02-08-2014 05:56 by Huck
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And Eli Manning smiles quietly to himself. Knowing he will be the Manning with the most Super Bowl wins
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02-02-2014 23:07 by Huck
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My favorite yoga pose is mouthward facing pie.
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01-29-2014 22:29 by Huck
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This space heater can barely warm a room, there's no way it's going to heat a universe.
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01-28-2014 05:40 by Huck
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If I were to give up Sarcasm, that would leave interpretive dance as my only means of communication.
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01-24-2014 05:22 by Huck
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My dog acts like every leaf blowing in the wind outside our door is going to murder his entire family. It's like, grow up
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01-20-2014 06:29 by Huck
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I am glad to say that even after all these years. I still follow Bell Biv Devoe's advice on not trusting a big butt and a smile
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01-19-2014 16:28 by Huck
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When I go to someone's house & they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don't like visitors.
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01-13-2014 05:50 by huck
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"In 300 feet you will arrive at your destination. But it was never about the destination. You know that now." - Buddhist GPS
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01-10-2014 10:55 by Huck
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Be nice to people on your way up so they won't get suspicious when you're rich and you invite them to your island to hunt them for sport
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01-10-2014 05:35 by Huck
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Based on how I react when toast pops up, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.
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01-08-2014 12:57 by Huck
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FACT: Cops love donuts.... just not when you do them on a four lane highway.
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01-08-2014 05:25 by Huck
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I wonder if when Ice Cube was in NWA he thought one day he'd play a cop in light hearted comedy
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01-07-2014 06:22 by Huck
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Spring-load me into my coffin. If grave robbers want my gold they have to climb the tree I land in.
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01-01-2014 08:14 by Huck
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One of my biggest fears is meeting Bono from U2 and saying "I'm a huge fan, Bobo."
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01-01-2014 07:55 by Huck
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"Auld Lang Syne" is too good to save for New Year's — I like to pump that jam in the middle of summer, with the top down
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12-31-2013 10:00 by Huck
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Alright, stop. Collaborate and drop and listen and roll. Ice is back with a confusing new fire safety video.
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12-31-2013 06:56 by Huck
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