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Never tell a zombie that he looks like death warmed over
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So the pope is aborting his papacy before it reaches full term?
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Women sleeping in Bras... Nice try Hollywood.
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The only reason I've made it this far in life is because I have the Hyrule Field theme song from Zelda playing on repeat inside my head.
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Yes I feel great this morning. Thank you wine netti pot.
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So they found Richard III under a parking lot. We wil probably find Hoffa under a church.
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Does Krystal accept Valentines day reservations for one?
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My computer is frozen up... and it looks like moving my mouse around in circles will not fix the problem.
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"Just Be yourself" is something I rarely hear from people who know me well.
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I never got any good mail on Saturday anyway.
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I am terrible at making comparisons. I guess I'm alot like a taco that way.
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Ron Jeremy has got to be disappointed in the nurses he’s seeing.
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Even though she never existed, Brent Musberger is hoorny for Manti Te'o dead girlfriend.
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Ashley Madison is my favorite cheating website named after the two most spoiled girls in every 4th grade class.
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Doesn't North Korea understand that these grand threats will result in a harsh musical rebuke from Toby Keith?
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Im a wreck to be forcened with.
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I am never too busy to draw a d!k on a foggy window
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I have been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now I may as well call them traditions
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I bet the kids on Africa are really getting tired of all those leftover Patriots Championship t-shirts.
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Manti Te'o wasnt missing tackles in the National Championship, he was hugging his girlfriend.
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