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   messageicon My friend runs a camping shop,and between December and February he has a sale,so I made him a banner for the front of his shop, it reads "now is the winter of our discount tents"
←Rate | 09-30-2024 02:04 by peterCUK Comments (0)  


   messageicon Winter's coming. Bright side...Taylor Swift albums make excellent kindly.
←Rate | 09-14-2024 08:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just realized why this month is called May. It may rain, it may snow, it may be 70 degrees or it may be 20 degrees.
←Rate | 05-04-2024 05:37 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not funny... We sprung forward so hard we are back in winter!
←Rate | 03-23-2024 08:16 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm tired of winter! I want to fast-forward to complaining about how hot it is!
←Rate | 12-03-2023 09:29 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a Dog Park.
←Rate | 11-19-2023 19:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This coming up Winter Olympics, I'm going to self identify as a woman, and compete in the women's " Snow writing " competition.
←Rate | 05-05-2023 22:21 by Grumpy Comments (0)  


   messageicon In honor of the winter solstice I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.
←Rate | 01-19-2023 02:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drivers ignoring winter conditions, may be subject to natural selection.
←Rate | 01-06-2023 19:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My favorite part of winter is when it’s over.
←Rate | 01-06-2023 01:02 Comments (0)  



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