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My friend runs a camping shop,and between December and February he has a sale,so I made him a banner for the front of his shop, it reads "now is the winter of our discount tents"
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09-30-2024 02:04 by peterCUK
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Winter's coming. Bright side...Taylor Swift albums make excellent kindly.
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09-14-2024 08:00
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I just realized why this month is called May. It may rain, it may snow, it may be 70 degrees or it may be 20 degrees.
Not funny... We sprung forward so hard we are back in winter!
I'm tired of winter! I want to fast-forward to complaining about how hot it is!
Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a Dog Park.
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11-19-2023 19:14
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This coming up Winter Olympics, I'm going to self identify as a woman, and compete in the women's " Snow writing " competition.
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05-05-2023 22:21 by Grumpy
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In honor of the winter solstice I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.
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01-19-2023 02:05
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Drivers ignoring winter conditions, may be subject to natural selection.
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01-06-2023 19:59
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My favorite part of winter is when it’s over.
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01-06-2023 01:02
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