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Just once I wanna see a pregnancy test commercial where the female is like, "Aww, f**k..."
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Boobs= not much ass, Ass= no boobs, Ass and Boobs= ugly face, Ass, boobs and nice face= Slut. You can never win
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Ebonics 101:"Free my Ni**A"= although he did commit a crime that is against the law ..release him from jail because he is my friend
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women who dont wear underwear never get their panties in a bunch
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gas gas gas gas gas gas gas gas gas gas gas STOP and now drop these motha$&@?!/ prices down!
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If you have fake eyelashes,weave,make up, and drawn on eyebrows... you not a bad chick you a created player
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If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive.. Take her to the Gas Station.
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Gas prices are about $4.95 a gallon and females still think a guy is coming over to just "Chill"
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it's officially ok to fkk in the car cause it's March Madness, it's a holiday
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If you have likes on all your pictures by the same person>>>>>>>you have a stalker
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