abbybaby34 Funny Status Messages

   Ladies, always keep a V-8 in your car in case you're pulled over so you can pour it over your crotch & say "I need a tampon please let me go."

   There are so many better reasons to riot other than hockey... like a shoe sale!

   Calling all my ex girlfriends today to tell them I have herpes. I don't really have it, I just don't want any of them to sleep with other people.

   There'd be less accidents if there was a texting lane.

   just bought a new pack of socks to avoid doing laundry tonight.

   Love...it takes hostages and shows zero remorse.

   The best way to win an argument is to play dead.

   It's rush hour and a million people are going West and a million are going East. We should either swap jobs or swap houses

   Life is like art done in chalk, beautiful but temporary, enjoy it while possible.

   Whose idea was it to "be an adult?"